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I was watching rove (oz tv show) one nite and he went to a D&D Ball. Rove asked a guy what he will use as a pick up line? The man replied

"Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!"

I thought it was pretty funny.

anyone got anymore? You can have your two cents!
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"Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew..."

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wow, you must of been good in your life

so i said why?

he said cos your teeth are so perfect

can you smile for me again

I ended up laffin my head off

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"All of those curves, and me with no brakes."

"Hey does this smell like chloroform to you?"

"Hi, I make more money than you can spend."

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"Fuck me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name Hortense?*"

*ineffective on girls actually named hortense

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*look, i know im not the most attractive guy here tonight...but im the only one talking to you*
afterwards brace for slap...

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One guy said to me the other day in the pub…
"Hey Big Red - you look like you chew guys up and spit them out for fun!"

my most successful line ever is "Hello".

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asides from being sexy, what do you do for a living? *rolls eyes*
I've just moved you to the top of me 'to do' list *i wish i was kidding about this one*
Do you have any italian in you? no... Do you want some? *shudders*
Do you know the essential different between sex and a convosation? nooo... awesome, lets go up stairs and have a chat *more eye rolling*

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I found a quote from Jade Puget of AFI when he was asked what the best pickup line he'd ever heard and he answered:
Will you have sex with me? No? Okay, rape it is!
Did it hurt?
What?
When you fell out of heaven...
They're not mine, but I found them amusing

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"Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
"My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?"
"I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?"
"Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart"
"If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have 5 cents."
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
"So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play?"
"You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves..."
"If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you."
"Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some!!!"
"I think I love you but I can't be sure until I kiss you..."
"I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!"
"Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room."
"Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!"
"I can read palms. {write your ophone number on their hand} OOh it says your gonna call me soon!"
"If you're sweet you can call me sweetie, if you're nice you can call me hunny, if you're hot you can call me tonight!"
"Wanna play doctor? I would like to check out every part of your body."
"When I look at you it's like heaven is missing an angel."
"Throw some ice at them and say "Now that we've broken the ice, do you want to come home with me?""
"If I were Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought"
"(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes"
"If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
"Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?"
thankyou Nola they are GOLD!
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if you were a booger... I'd pick you first.

haha that's a pick up line my little brother told me the other day. it's special. :-D

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